Marne
ke baad aey dost aansoo mat
bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe
upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh
lena tu narak me hai...
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Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar
kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par
hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate
nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate
nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo
na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate
nahi.
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar
aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar
satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar
ho jaata hai.
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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
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Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban
jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke
pap karta hoon
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein
Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to
'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere
sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek
haad hoti hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai
me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai
me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid
me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja
hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja
hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam
bheja hai
Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap
mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane
Bane...
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas
ho tum...
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat
jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat
jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna
hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad
har waqt aati hai.
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jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega
,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke
gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt
yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar
ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar
ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri
tasveer nazar ati hai,
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Shadi karna tha par kismat
khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ
mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad
kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya
karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat
hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte
hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas
rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas
rakhte hai.
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Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal
hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile
ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele
hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar
rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
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Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan
vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan
vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste
hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste
hai.
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Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke
naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke
naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain
hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka
kaam.
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is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan
na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to
kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye
humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
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Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti
tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho
mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe
tumahari.
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Khuda se thoda raham khareed
lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed
lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har
ghum khareed lete.
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Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar
jayegi.
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Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam
ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai
hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho
tum.
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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar
nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse
pyar nahi karte.
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Har kadam par imtihaan leti
hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai
zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai
zindagi.
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Kaash who nagme hame sunaye
na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na
hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana
tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye
na hote.
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Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat
Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote
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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum
Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
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Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan
Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan
Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan
hi Kafi Hai
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Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat
hai.
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Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko
badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi
karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal
ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya
nahi karte.
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Zamane se nahi to tanhai se
darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta
hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai
dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai
se darta hu.
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Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe
hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar
baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya
ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya
ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi
msg kiya ja raha hu.
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Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya
na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya
na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil
nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya
na gaya.
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane
laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad
aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish
ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas !
aane laga..
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Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek
yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan
bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na
samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan
bankar.
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Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere jeene ka
bahana..
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka
hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat
ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat
ka hai.
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Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke
bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke
bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro
ke bina!!!
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo
shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash
mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi
milta!!!
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Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala
rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa
rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega
SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama
rakhi hain...
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Main uski yaad mein ban gaya
baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya
baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab
Coca Cola
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Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai
mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai
mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya
ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme mein.
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file.
A desert can replace the nile.
But nothing can stop a Smile.
When ur name comes on my Mobile.
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